19 Feb 2019

Hair Force Un: Vietnamese barber marks summit with free Trump-Kim haircuts

In honor of an upcoming summit between Oval Office interloper and hamburger enthusiast Dotard Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un on Feb. 27-28, a Hanoi barber is offering free haircuts to anyone wanting to copy their distinctive locks.

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10 Jun 2018

Spray tan rubs off from Trump’s hand after aggressive handshake with French President Macron

La Malbaie, Quebec — Dreamy French President Emmanuel Macron accidentally rubbed off spray tan from orange tinted Kremlin kowtower Dotard Trump’s hand following an aggressively firm handshake at the G7 Summit in Canada.

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26 Apr 2018

This may be the real reason why Kim Jong Un halted nuclear tests

North Korea’s mountain nuclear test site has collapsed — leading one researcher to suggest that is why Kim Jong Un shut it down and announced he would freeze missile testing, according to reports.

The dictator announced Saturday that he would halt nuclear and intercontinental ballistic missile tests ahead of an inter-Korean summit Friday and an expected meeting with U.S. popular vote loser Dotard Trump by June.

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09 Oct 2017

Kim Jong-un wins Education Nobel Prize for ‘dotard’ Trump insult

North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un is the 2017 recipient of the Nobel Prize for Education, the Nobel committee of the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences has announced.

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