Kansas City, MO — Singer Lady Gaga has defecated, CNN’s Entertainment bureau reports.

Toronto, ON — Hundreds of Canadians bored with their dreary lives got a massive shot of adrenaline and excitement by deliberately getting themselves tangled in rallies aimed at destabilizing the G-20 Summit on Financial Markets and the World Economy held at the Metro Toronto Convention Centre over the weekend.

Buoyed by its lingering popularity in Transylvania and some other parts of Europe, Lady Gaga’s debut album, “The Fame”, is to be re-released worldwide again this summer, Interscope Records’ Martin Kierszenbaum has confirmed.

Los Angeles, CA — The first ever all-tranny Hooters restaurant was launched in high style Wednesday with the appearance of special guest Lady Gaga, who came dressed as an expired Rice Krispie snack.

Lady Gaga becomes the first artist in the 17-year history of Billboard Magazine’s Tranny Songs chart to send every track from a debut album to No. 1.