Werk!

Shot at London's swank Grosvenor House by director Price James (Hercules and the Love Affair, Peaches), the black and white clip finds Ditto primping, being smothered by three male model types in various stages of undress, and dancing to the bubbly atmospherics and bangin' club beats courtesy of her collaborators from Simian Mobile Disco. It takes visual cues from Madonna's "Vogue" clip, and it works.

"I know every trick in the book / Lying... Crying... Heartbreak / I wrote the book," Ditto sings in a deep, lusty croon.

"Bummed out" tween looks at her toes

Surrey, BC -- A devout Lady Gaga fan is left disenchanted and feeling "duped" after learning about the existence of evergreen pop queens Madonna, Kylie Minogue and Grace Jones.

Bella Crusher, 12, made the discovery after she went through her mother's record collection to look for her Lady Gaga CD.

"I thought she had my copy of 'The Fame Monster.' She didn't have it," said Crusher. "But I found all this other stuff that was, like, so amazing."

After listening to and being blown away by Madonna's "Like A Prayer," Minogue's "Light Years" and Jones's "Inside Story," the tween took to the Internet to learn more about "these awesome ladies."

Crusher said she could not believe that all "these other women had already done the things that Lady Gaga is doing today." The tween also subsequently found out that one of the Jackass guys had already pulled off the meat-as-clothing stunt in one of their earlier episodes.

"I really thought she was original, but she just copies other people's stuff and passes it off to her fans like she's the one who came up with it," Crusher said.

The tween added that although she is "bummed out" that her pop idol turned out to be a larcenous hack, she'll get over it soon enough.

"It's okay, really. I understand. She was probably born that way," she said.

The "Poker Face" singer's new single and album, both called "Born This Way," are being released this Spring.

From Billboard Magazine: Think Christina Aguilera is done being "dirrty"? Think Again. "Not Myself Tonight," the first video from her long-awaited new album "Bionic," finds the blonde bombshell prancing around in patent leather (and paying homage to Madonna) in the racy, futuristic Hype Williams-directed clip.

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