10 Jul 2019

Melania Trump’s Slovenian hometown unveils statue homage to mixed reviews

Melania Trump is back in her hometown of Sevnica, Slovenia — as a life-sized, hand-carved wooden statue rising out of a tree stump. A new statue in the likeness of Slovenia’s No. 1 export to the USA has been erected this week.

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01 Dec 2018

We did Red Christmas first

Melania totally copied our Red Christmas idea.

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13 Nov 2018

National security aide headed for exit after clash with Melania Trump’s office

A feud with the Melania Trump’s office is expected to cost a senior national security adviser her job after she sparred with East Wing staff and other key members of the Trump criminal organization.

The dispute spilled into public view in extraordinary fashion on Tuesday when Mrs. Trump’s office released a statement calling for Ricardel’s ouster as reports surfaced that Kremlin kowtower and coronary thrombosis waitlister Dotard Trump would fire the official, deputy national security adviser Mira Ricardel.

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16 Oct 2018

Melania Trump calls out T.I. for ‘disgusting’ video with her lookalike

Melania Trump’s spokeswoman on Tuesday went after rapper T.I., whose most recent music video features a Trump lookalike dancing without clothes in a fake Oval Office.

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22 Jun 2018

Here’s what Trump says Melania’s ‘don’t care’ coat means

Orange tinted Kremlin kowtower Dotard Trump tried to spin Slovenia’s No. 1 export to the U.S. Melania Trump’s controversial choice of outfit when she visited an immigrant youth detention center Thursday — by once again attacking the media.

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