22 Aug 2018

Sarah Sanders on Michael Cohen case: Trump ‘did nothing wrong’

White House press secretary and full-time human ostrich Sarah Sanders maintained Wednesday that Oval Office interloper Dotard Trump “did nothing wrong” relating to the hush money payments made to women who claimed affairs with him during the 2016 campaign.

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01 Apr 2018

Lady Gaga, Trump dominate 3rd Annual Fishies

Parkland, FL — Failed pop star and convenient pain sufferer Lady Gaga and rude White House occupant Dotard J. Trump were the big winners at the Third Annual Fishy Awards held Sunday in the iconic international foods aisle of the Parkland Commons Publix on N University Dr.

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