29 Sep 2019

The Bent*Spun 21 turns 10: A celebration of chart highlights (and nadirs)

September 2019 is a big month for the Bent*Spun, Bent*Spud’s chart of the songs that rocked the hebdomad. 10 years ago, after a couple of “duct tape” versions that launched and fizzled, we formalized the chart into the regularly updated labor of love weekly event that it is now.

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30 Jul 2019

Eric Trump doubles down on father’s claim of being at 9/11 Ground Zero: “He was totally there, we all were”

The second son of Kremlin kowtower and coronary thrombosis waitlister Dotard J. Trump on Tuesday bolstered his father’s claim of spending time with firefighters and police officers at New York’s Ground Zero in the wake of the deadliest terrorist attacks on U.S. soil in U.S. history.

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02 Apr 2019

Lady Gaga, ‘A Star Is Born’ big winners at 4th Fishies

Louisville, KY — Convenient pain sufferer and Academy Award procurement expert Lady Gaga and the 2018 remake of A Star Is Born cleaned up at the Fourth Annual Fishy Awards held Monday at the P.F. Chang’s on Shelbyville Rd.

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17 Feb 2019

Avid moviegoer realizes ‘A Star Is Born’ 2018 remake not really all that great

Bradley Cooper’s 2018 remake of “A Star Is Born” wasn’t really all that great, an avid moviegoer and film aficionado has realized.

In a Facebook post, Joseph Willis, 39, said it dawned on him last week that the remake starring Cooper himself and experienced awards show groupie Lady Gaga was “middling at best” after rewatching the 1954 remake that was hailed as Judy Garland’s first great big comeback and universally loved by both the critics and the masses.

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14 Feb 2019

U.S. Senator Susan Collins to introduce ‘wire hanger’ bill to quell Roe v. Wade reversal fears

Stinging from renewed criticism for helping put beer lover and firm “boys will be boys” believer Brett Kavanaugh on the U.S. Supreme Court, U.S. Senator Susan Collins (R-Maine) announced she will soon introduce a bill that would legalize the use of wire hangers to abort unwanted or life-threatening fetuses at home.

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