
Man dragged from overbooked United flight scores floor care advertising deal
The man who was filmed in a viral video being roughed up and dragged off an overbooked United flight has secured an advertising contract with American household consumer chemicals giant S.C. Johnson & Son.

Accounts Receivable clerk insists invoice requests ‘not AR’
Climax, MN — Longtime Accounts Receivable clerk Joyce Boyle shocked colleagues Friday after she insisted that invoice requests are “not AR.”
Boyle, 47, made the explosive claim in an email response to a coworker who had sent a request for an invoice to a general email address set up for the Accounts Receivable department of Abernathy Beauty Supplies, Inc., a small Minnesota firm distributing low-cost beauty products.

Don’t invest in Lady Gaga, warns flop prognosticator
Manhattan, NY — Flop Avoidance Solutions (FAS), a Fortune 500 American consulting firm that specializes in identifying business risks and catastrophic investment opportunities, has strongly warned against getting into business with Lady Gaga or any business entity associated with her.

Amazon to offer delivery by mule
Seattle, WA If you’re an Amazon.com customer, you could soon be getting your physical merchandise delivered to you by mule.

‘Luddite’ barber thwarts Instagram user snapping pole, remains in Early Middle Ages
Beauty, KY A Luddite barber shop owner has successfully kept his business firmly entrenched in the Early Middle Ages after thwarting an Instagram user’s attempt to photograph the barber’s pole installed outside his place of business.