
Adele’s ‘sleepy’ music blamed in multi-vehicle crash
Frankfort, MI — The driver of a semi tractor-trailer that caused a multi-vehicle crash on Highway 31 near Traverse City on Monday told crash investigators he fell asleep at the wheel while listening to Adele’s new CD, 25.

Teen dead after Lady Gaga incubation stunt
Cape May, NJ — The parents of a teenager who suffocated to death after copying Lady Gaga’s egg incubation stunt are considering a lawsuit against the singer for involuntary manslaughter.

Failed Broadway career may have driven Times Square car bomb suspect
New York, NY — As federal investigation into the attempted bombing in New York’s Times Square continues, new details have emerged pointing to another possible motivation that led to suspect Faisal Shahzad’s criminal actions: revenge for a failed Broadway career.

Kitten saves boy, 13, from cougar
Gros Cap, MI — A 13-year-old boy survived a potentially emotionally scarring cougar attack thanks to a three-week-old kitten that proved to be too cute to resist.

Perm saves man from vicious mugging
Lubbock, TX — A man who has just had a perm was held up at gunpoint but mysteriously let go by a mugger in an incident that has baffled police.