24 Mar 2018

NRA, gun lobbyists preparing ‘Gala For Our Guns’ to counter #NeverAgain pro-gun control movement

Fairfax, Virginia — The National Rifle Association and gun lobbyists across the United States are preparing a massive gala event in an effort to counter the momentum of the swelling anti-gun movement in the country.

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03 Mar 2018

Melania Trump reveals she has I.Q. of over 200, deserved ‘Einstein visa’

Washington, D.C. — Slovenia’s No. 1 export to the U.S. Melania Trump has hit back at sustained questioning of her pathway to U.S. citizenship, saying that she is “smart and totally deserved” the Green Card she obtained through the EB-1 programs, or the “Einstein visa.”

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19 Feb 2018

‘Call Me By Your Name’ sequel ‘Call Me By Your Grindr Name’ in the works

It’s still performing strongly at the box office, but a sequel to the acclaimed gay coming of age movie “Call Me By Your Name” is already being planned.

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20 Jan 2018

Procter & Gamble introduces edible cream-filled Candy Tide Pods

Cincinnati, Ohio — Procter & Gamble (P&G) has created an edible cream-filled candy version of its popular laundry detergent pods.

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13 Jan 2018

U.S. House Speaker Paul Ryan lost testicles in P90X mishap, says source

An unfortunate exercising accident has left U.S. House Speaker Paul Ryan literally without testicles, a source close to the politician has revealed.

The source, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said the Wisconsin congressman was in the middle of a plyometrics routine on his P90X regimen when the incident occurred in early 2016.

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