Washington, D.C. — Slovenia’s No. 1 export to the U.S. Melania Trump has hit back at sustained questioning of her pathway to U.S. citizenship, saying that she is “smart and totally deserved” the Green Card she obtained through the EB-1 programs, or the “Einstein visa.”
An unfortunate exercising accident has left U.S. House Speaker Paul Ryan literally without testicles, a source close to the politician has revealed.
The source, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said the Wisconsin congressman was in the middle of a plyometrics routine on his P90X regimen when the incident occurred in early 2016.
Fundraising charity established to aid white supremacists outed in deadly Charlottesville demonstration
Charlottesville, Virginia — A charity has been set up to assist young male white supremacists whose chances for prosperous and productive lives were permanently shattered after being publicly identified as participants in the deadly white supremacy demonstration in Charlottesville this past weekend.
Jeff Sessions sets Guinness record for number of times ‘I don’t recall’ uttered at U.S. Senate hearing
United States Attorney General Jeff Sessions has made it to the Guinness World Records after uttering “I don’t recall” or variations thereof a total of 32 times – the most by a witness under oath – during his testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee on Tuesday.
Washington, D.C. — If you’re in America looking for a prostitute to urinate on (or be urinated on by) for sexual pleasure, you’re out of luck.