31 May 2010

Rihanna bumps pussy in new video

This is Rihanna’s video for “Te Amo” in which she is seen romping about with a beautiful woman. It has been deemed too hot to air in the US.

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15 Dec 2009

Twitter rejection drives woman to nervous breakdown

Cockintake, Staffordshire, UK — A Staffordshire woman is in hospital after suffering a nervous breakdown brought on by people removing her from their follow lists on popular social networking site Twitter.

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11 Nov 2009

God-mocking website missing, feared smitten

Vancouver, BC — Popular atheistic website godsux.com, which regularly mocked and satirized the concept of a Divine Creator, has vanished from the Internet and is being feared smitten by the Almighty One Himself.

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19 Aug 2009

Office clerk to re-enact author’s memoirs

Cardiff, Wales — A government worker desperate to acquire some level of social significance is re-enacting American author Julie Powell’s memoirs “Julie and Julia: My Year of Cooking Dangerously” page by page.

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16 Jun 2009

Lost Aztec tomb lies under Mexico City

Archeologists digging in the dirt and black ooze under Mexico City’s most important public square have been tantalized for decades by the possibility of a great treasure and likely burial place of one of the last Aztec rulers.

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