9 out of 10 Instagram users are thirsty as fuck.
Thinking of working or collaborating with Lady Gaga? If you value your career, you may want to reconsider that thought.
0.25% of dog owners who don’t pick up after their pets are double arm amputees or born limbless; the rest are just assholes.
Clouds in my coffee.
If you’re reading this, it’s too late.