Lawmakers from both chambers of the U.S. Congress are mulling a joint resolution to amend the U.S. Constitution a 28th time to specifically prohibit “snakeoil salesmen, former reality TV show hosts and the mentally infirm” from running for and getting elected President or Vice President of the United States of America, a Washington insider and aide to a powerful red state lawmaker claims.
Eric Trump doubles down on father’s claim of being at 9/11 Ground Zero: “He was totally there, we all were”
The second son of Kremlin kowtower and coronary thrombosis waitlister Dotard J. Trump on Tuesday bolstered his father’s claim of spending time with firefighters and police officers at New York’s Ground Zero in the wake of the deadliest terrorist attacks on U.S. soil in U.S. history.
Stinging from renewed criticism for helping put beer lover and firm “boys will be boys” believer Brett Kavanaugh on the U.S. Supreme Court, U.S. Senator Susan Collins (R-Maine) announced she will soon introduce a bill that would legalize the use of wire hangers to abort unwanted or life-threatening fetuses at home.
Washington, D.C. — Demolishing yet again another White House norm, autocrat adorer and hamburger enthusiast Dotard Trump is said to be planning on delivering this year’s State Of The Union address via a Twitter live feed from his golden toilet.
The cowardly senator from Arizona got an earful from sexual assault survivors after announcing his vote for Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh.