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      Jaunt Teas ⁄ 2011 ⁄ March ⁄ 29 ⁄ Obesity battle: Does God make you fat?
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      Obesity battle: Does God make you fat?

      We don’t recall any of the commandments saying \thou shall eat chocolate cake

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