Lady Gaga, Iggy Azalea shine at first annual Fishies, Ninnyhammys discontinued
Fresno, CA — Failed pop star and roofie expert Lady Gaga and verbal blackface rapper Iggy Azalea were the big winners at the First Annual Fishy Awards, Bent*Spud’s new awards ceremony held Friday at the Taco Bell on North Cedar Avenue.
Gaga walked away with awards for Flop Song About Rape (That Really Could Be About Anything) From A Discredited Documentary About Rape and Panderer Of The Year, while Azalea locked down Flop Single Of The Year and Flop Tour Of The Year.
Other winners at the ceremony include Meghan Trainor, Bruno Mars and Drake.
The show opened with a dance performance of Beyoncé’s “Formation” by the night shift’s Tremayne Gibbons, LaShawnda Williams and Darren White, and closed with a poetry slam reading by day shift manager Kareem Galani.
The Fishy Awards – Fishies for short – will be the sole awards to be handed out by Bent*Spud from hereon. The Ninnyhammy Awards, which were launched last year, have been permanently shuttered, with all of its categories absorbed into the new awards.
For the full list of the 2016 Fishy Awards winners, please click here.