Las Vegas, NV — Failed pop star and Golden Globe Award procurement specialist Lady Gaga cleaned up at the Second Annual Fishy Awards held Saturday in the feminine hygiene aisle of the CVS on Las Vegas Blvd.
Gaga walked away with no less than 6 trophies, including awards for Flop Single Of The Year, Flop Album Of The Year, and for the second year in a row, Panderer Of The Year.
Other winners at the ceremony include Adele, Donald Trump and Kellyanne Conway.
The show started with an interpretative dance performance of Katy Perry’s “Chained To The Rhythm” by the mid-day shift’s Ashlee Michaels, Lorraine Tyler and Katie Morton, and was closed by a stunning rendition of Ariana Grande’s “Dangerous Woman” by night manager Glenda Chang.
For the full list of the 2017 Fishy Awards winners, please click here.