Lady Gaga, ‘A Star Is Born’ big winners at 4th Fishies

Lady Gaga is beside herself at P.F. Chang’s after a big night at the 4th Fishies

Louisville, KY — Convenient pain sufferer and Academy Award procurement expert Lady Gaga and the 2018 remake of A Star Is Born cleaned up at the Fourth Annual Fishy Awards held Monday at the P.F. Chang’s on Shelbyville Rd.

Repeating her staggering feat at last year’s ceremony, Gaga walked away with 6 trophies, including awards for Accurate Portrayal Of Lady Gaga In A Clichéd Movie About A Desperate Wannabe Wanting To Be Famous, Most Exasperating Record Of The Year, and for the fourth year running, Panderer Of The Year.

A Star Is Born, Bradley Cooper’s 2018 remake of the weathered narrative about fame, was awarded Most Overrated Movie Of The Year. The film’s soundtrack also won Most Overrated Album Of The Year.

Jeni Cho & Laura Yao practice before their dance performance of Blueface’s “Thotiana”

The awards ceremony was opened by wait staff members Jeni Cho and Laura Yao, who kicked off their dancing shoes to Blueface’s “Thotiana.” Night bar manager Delaney Wang’s spoken word performance of Attorney General William Barr’s four-page Mueller Report summary closed the show.

For the full list of the 2019 Fishy Awards winners, please click here.

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