Anthony Weiner dildos hit sex toy market


Weiner Wiener: 100% accurate

Anyone who has ever gushed over or marveled at those leaked photos of Anthony Weiner’s penis can now enjoy an anatomically correct life-sized silicone copy in the privacy of their bedroom.

The former New York congressman has teamed up with California-based sex toy manufacturer Vibratex to create the exclusive “Weiner Wiener,” which is described in the company’s catalog as a “100% accurate silicone representation of Congressman Anthony Weiner’s famous genital using state-of-the-art molding and sculpting technology.”

With a hefty suggested retail price tag set at $169.99, the dildo does not come cheap, but Vibratex spokesperson Charles Delaney says it is worth every single penny.

“We made sure that he was at his most aroused when we made the mold (of his penis), so our clients are assured they are getting the whole Weiner package at its finest, made from the best silicone material available.” said Delaney.

No details of the deal between Weiner and Vibratex have been made public, but anonymous insiders claim the congressman was paid “handsomely.”

“It’s certainly enough to finance his mayoral aspirations,” said one insider, referring to Weiner’s bid for New York City’s top job.

The married former Congressman has recently come under fire again following his admission that he has relapsed and re-engaged in inappropriate online behavior with other women, leading to the leaking of sexually explicit photos of his private parts. After issuing a public apology, Weiner has stated his intention to remain in the mayoralty race. Many political analysts believe he can still get elected despite scoring a low rating on moral character.

The “Weiner Wiener” is now available at major adult stores in the U.S.

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