World 38% more peaceful after Lady Gaga prayer initiative
Meditating Lady: “My intention is to connect us all through inner peace.”
A day after failed pop singer and aspiring cult leader Lady Gaga invited everyone in the world to pray, world peace has increased by 38%.
According to World Peace Watchers (WPW), an independent group dedicated to observing and reporting the levels of world peace, there was a significant spike in calmness throughout the world at around 3:30 PM PST, when Lady Gaga said she would be broadcasting her 20-minute prayer session on Instagram.
The Zürich-based non-profit estimates over 2 billion people worldwide participated in the peace initiative, an unprecedented achievement.
“It is simply astounding how with a few effortless keystrokes, Lady Gaga can inspire multitudes of people and bring about much-needed peace in the world,” said Erik Saulter, WPW Chief of Operations. “If we had a few more people like her, world peace would be a cinch.”
Meanwhile, Baltimore-based Sanity Collective, an independent group with a mandate of “keeping it real” and “saving the gullible,” reported a 79% increase in global eye-rolling after Lady Gaga announced she would be Instagramming her prayer session.
4 anyone who'd like to join, I'm doing a 20 minute moment of meditation/silence/prayer on my InstagramLive for calming of the 🌎 @ 3:30 PST
— xoxo, Gaga (@ladygaga) October 2, 2017
My intention is to connect us all through inner peace. I believe we can calm inflammation in the world 🌎 by calming each other. #meditation pic.twitter.com/6cUbvdsW09
— xoxo, Gaga (@ladygaga) October 2, 2017
