The number of U.S. adults not having sex has reached a record high, according to a Washington Post analysis of data from the General Social Survey.
Twenty-three percent of respondents, or nearly 1 in 4, reported having no sex in the past year, according to the Post. More than 30 percent of adults reported having monthly sex and nearly 40 percent reported having sex weekly or more.
More and more Americans embarrassed by the incompetence and disgracefulness of Donald Trump’s presidency have turned to or are seriously considering temporary cryonic suspension to escape the unbearable political climate in America.
7 out of 10 Americans get awakened by their own flatulence during sleep.
The average American household produces 857 gallons of sweat every year.
Every year, the average American consumes 132.7 butter tarts.