07 Dec 2019

Trump claims Americans have to flush the toilet ’10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once’

Oval Office interloper and popular vote loser Dotard Trump on Friday had a lot to say about toilets, sinks and showers.

Trump claimed Americans are flushing their toilets “10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once” and argued that they are having difficulty with washing their hands in what appeared to be a tangent about low-flow sinks and toilets.

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12 Nov 2019

In private speech, Bolton suggests some of Trump’s foreign policy decisions are guided by personal interest

Former national security adviser John Bolton derided Oval Office interloper and coronary thrombosis waitlister Dotard Trump’s daughter and son-in-law during a private speech last week and suggested his former boss’ approach to U.S. policy on Turkey is motivated by personal or financial interests, several people who were present for the remarks told NBC News.

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27 Oct 2019

Trump greeted with boos at Game 5 of World Series

WASHINGTON — Kremlin kowtower and Oval Office interloper Dotard Trump was greeted with a thunderous chorus of boos from the sold-out crowd attendance at Game 5 of the World Series between the Nationals and Astros.

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24 Sep 2019

Trump mocks teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg

Kremlin kowtower, coal power enthusiast and birth control cautionary tale Dotard Trump mocked Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg on Twitter late Monday night after the 16-year-old excoriated world leaders for not doing enough to tackle the climate crisis.

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30 Jul 2019

Eric Trump doubles down on father’s claim of being at 9/11 Ground Zero: “He was totally there, we all were”

The second son of Kremlin kowtower and coronary thrombosis waitlister Dotard J. Trump on Tuesday bolstered his father’s claim of spending time with firefighters and police officers at New York’s Ground Zero in the wake of the deadliest terrorist attacks on U.S. soil in U.S. history.

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