01 Apr 2018

Lady Gaga, Trump dominate 3rd Annual Fishies

Parkland, FL — Failed pop star and convenient pain sufferer Lady Gaga and rude White House occupant Dotard J. Trump were the big winners at the Third Annual Fishy Awards held Sunday in the iconic international foods aisle of the Parkland Commons Publix on N University Dr.

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15 Aug 2017

Justice Department demands 1.3M IP addresses related to Trump resistance site

The Department of Justice has requested information on visitors to a website used to organize protests against President Trump, the Los Angeles-based Dreamhost said in a blog post published on Monday.

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28 Jul 2017

Trump Assures Lawyers That His Attacks on Sessions Are Wholly Irrational

Donald Trump has spent much of the past week publicly humiliating the most effective member of his cabinet — a man who was one of his campaign’s earliest supporters and is, to this day, a hero to his base.

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14 Jun 2017

Jeff Sessions sets Guinness record for number of times ‘I don’t recall’ uttered at U.S. Senate hearing

United States Attorney General Jeff Sessions has made it to the Guinness World Records after uttering “I don’t recall” or variations thereof a total of 32 times – the most by a witness under oath – during his testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee on Tuesday.

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