01 Apr 2017

Lady Gaga picks up six trophies at 2nd Fishy Awards

Las Vegas, NV — Failed pop star and Golden Globe Award procurement specialist Lady Gaga cleaned up at the Second Annual Fishy Awards held Saturday in the feminine hygiene aisle of the CVS on Las Vegas Blvd.

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27 Nov 2016

Kellyanne Conway 27 Dalmatian puppies away from completing prized fur coat

Bedminster, New Jersey — Full time Donald Trump surrogate and occasional New Jersey mom Kellyanne Conway has stepped up efforts to complete her prized fur coat, which only needs about 27 more Dalmatian puppies, much to the consternation of animal rights activists everywhere.

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20 Nov 2016

Trump appoints golf club office cleaner as Health Secretary

Bedminster, New Jersey — In a move further indicative of how he intends to lead and govern the United States, president-elect Donald Trump has appointed an office cleaner at his New Jersey golf club to lead his incoming administration’s Department of Health & Human Services.

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