03 Oct 2017

World 38% more peaceful after Lady Gaga prayer initiative

A day after failed pop singer and aspiring cult leader Lady Gaga invited everyone in the world to pray, world peace has increased by 38%.

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18 Sep 2017

Lady Gaga postpones European tour due to chronic pain condition

Following her cancellation of a concert in Rio due to “severe pain”, Lady Gaga has now also had to cancel a string of European dates.

In a statement from concert promoters Live Nation, the pop singer is said to be “devastated” over the decision, made under the advice of doctors. “Lady Gaga is suffering from severe physical pain that has impacted her ability to perform,” the statement reads. “She remains under the care of expert medical professionals who recommended the postponement earlier today.”

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05 Jul 2017

Ed Sheeran quits Twitter after abuse from Lady Gaga fans

Ed Sheeran has quit Twitter, citing overwhelming abuse from trolls.

The singer, whose album ÷ is the year’s biggest seller worldwide with 8m copies sold in three months, told the Sun: “I’ve actually come off Twitter completely. I can’t read it. I go on it and there’s nothing but people saying mean things.”

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24 May 2017

Tiffany tanks as Lady Gaga fails to boost sales

Even Lady Gaga couldn’t save Tiffany over the past three months.

The luxe jewelry chain, which signed the entertainer earlier this year as a high-profile marketing deal — and featured her an extended-play TV spot during the Super Bowl in February — reported Wednesday an unexpected 2 percent drop in same-store sales for the three months ended April 30.

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01 Apr 2017

Lady Gaga picks up six trophies at 2nd Fishy Awards

Las Vegas, NV — Failed pop star and Golden Globe Award procurement specialist Lady Gaga cleaned up at the Second Annual Fishy Awards held Saturday in the feminine hygiene aisle of the CVS on Las Vegas Blvd.

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