01 Apr 2016

Lady Gaga, Iggy Azalea shine at first annual Fishies, Ninnyhammys discontinued

Fresno, CA — Failed pop star and roofie expert Lady Gaga and verbal blackface rapper Iggy Azalea were the big winners at the First Annual Fishy Awards, Bent*Spud’s new awards ceremony held Friday at the Taco Bell on North Cedar Avenue.

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16 Feb 2015

Lady Gaga dominates 1st Ninnyhammys

Long Island, NY — Pathological liar and former superstar Lady Gaga was the big winner at the First Annual Ninnyhammy Awards, Bent Spud’s own music awards ceremony held Sunday at the lobby of the Best Western Plaza Hotel.

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24 Jan 2015

High school jock ostracized for listening to Meghan Trainor

Kooskia, Idaho — By all accounts, Josh Tills should be having the time of his life at the top of the popularity chain. Seventeen years old. Quarterback position on the high school football team. Good looks with a brain to match. Everything a teenaged boy could ever hope for.

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