05 May 2020

Social-media bozos are now peeing their pants out of lockdown boredom

Urine the club.

Just in case you thought the coronavirus #stayathome challenge couldn’t get any grosser, bored isolationists are now posting TikTok videos of themselves wetting their own pants.

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24 Apr 2020

U.S. lawmakers mulling 28th constitutional amendment to ban morons from Presidency, Vice-Presidency

Lawmakers from both chambers of the U.S. Congress are mulling a joint resolution to amend the U.S. Constitution a 28th time to specifically prohibit “snakeoil salesmen, former reality TV show hosts and the mentally infirm” from running for and getting elected President or Vice President of the United States of America, a Washington insider and aide to a powerful red state lawmaker claims.

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22 Aug 2018

Sarah Sanders on Michael Cohen case: Trump ‘did nothing wrong’

White House press secretary and full-time human ostrich Sarah Sanders maintained Wednesday that Oval Office interloper Dotard Trump “did nothing wrong” relating to the hush money payments made to women who claimed affairs with him during the 2016 campaign.

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11 Apr 2018

Paul Ryan’s legacy will be defined by his support for Dotard Trump

No one person bears singular blame for the current state of American politics. It took many different choices, from many different people, to produce Kremlin kowtower Dotard Trump. And it took even more choices, from an even greater range of people, to produce the present-day Republican Party, so caught in the grip of entrenched interests, hard-right ideology, and social revanchism that it was primed for the racist, authoritarian, and kleptocratic politics of a Trump. But some people bear more responsibility than others, and Paul Ryan bears more than most.

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