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Marcia Mallow
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Labor Day Weekend 2018 mood
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Diana Rosenbaum
This rib is not short on spicy
Diana Rosenbaum
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Andrew Koch
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Pauline Meannis
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Man dragged from overbooked United flight scores floor care advertising deal
Eros Giancarlo Gucci
Accounts Receivable clerk insists invoice requests ‘not AR’
Eros Giancarlo Gucci
Don’t invest in Lady Gaga, warns flop prognosticator
Eros Giancarlo Gucci
Amazon to offer delivery by mule
Eros Giancarlo Gucci
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Crime
Adele’s ‘sleepy’ music blamed in multi-vehicle crash
Atiq Roshan
Teen dead after Lady Gaga incubation stunt
Atiq Roshan
Failed Broadway career may have driven Times Square car bomb suspect
Roy Bouth
Kitten saves boy, 13, from cougar
Atiq Roshan
Close
Entertainment
The 21 Songs That Rocked 2019
Bent Spud Staff
The Bent*Spun 21 turns 10: A celebration of chart highlights (and nadirs)
Bent Spud Staff
Lady Gaga, ‘A Star Is Born’ big winners at 4th Fishies
Bent Spud Staff
Avid moviegoer realizes ‘A Star Is Born’ 2018 remake not really all that great
Dexter Brown
Close
Living
Transgender artist out of ideas to subvert social constructs
Sunny Ho
AARP slams Machine Gun Kelly for ‘abuse of elderly’ over Eminem diss track
Wanda JK Orselens
Harvard University to offer ‘Miss Vanjie’ course
Wanda JK Orselens
Procter & Gamble introduces edible cream-filled Candy Tide Pods
Diana Rosenbaum
Close
Politics
U.S. lawmakers mulling 28th constitutional amendment to ban morons from Presidency, Vice-Presidency
Marcia Mallow
Eric Trump doubles down on father’s claim of being at 9/11 Ground Zero: “He was totally there, we all were”
Marcia Mallow
U.S. Senator Susan Collins to introduce ‘wire hanger’ bill to quell Roe v. Wade reversal fears
Marcia Mallow
Trump to deliver State of the Union address from golden toilet via Twitter
Marcia Mallow
Close
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Americans appalled by Trump presidency turn to cryonics for escape
Oleg Ivanov
Prehistoric vegetarians, vegans ‘probably got eaten by predators,’ says expert
Oleg Ivanov
High schoolers power miniature engine with ‘teen grease’
Oleg Ivanov
Fat-eating worms offer hope for obesity sufferers
Oleg Ivanov
Close
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Athletics body introduces new division for intersexed and transgendered
Andrew Koch
Close
World
Spray tan rubs off from Trump’s hand after aggressive handshake with French President Macron
Benderson Hoover
Kim Jong-un wins Education Nobel Prize for ‘dotard’ Trump insult
Benderson Hoover
World 38% more peaceful after Lady Gaga prayer initiative
Clay Wang
Malala wins Nobel Peace Prize, tells haters to ‘#SUCKIT’
Benderson Hoover
Close
Close
Reviews
Film
47 Meters Down: Uncaged
Gordon Flurkey
Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse
Gordon Flurkey
“Widows”
Gordon Flurkey
“Seven In Heaven”
Gordon Flurkey
Close
Music
“The Kick Inside” by Kate Bush
Newton Zass
“Vespertine” by Björk
Nicola Cornthwaite
“A Kind Of Magic” by Queen
Newton Zass
“The Sensual World” by Kate Bush
Gunnar Gerhardt
Close
Close
Opinion
Donald Trump pulls off greatest con job of all time
Jonathan B. Marseilles
Orlando Bloom’s penis enormous chance for deep reflection on gender equality
Warren Isaak
6 takeaways from gay ‘Real O’Neals’ star’s vulgar Vulture interview
Nicolas Omen
After Rebel Heart flop, Madonna needs new game plan
Warren Isaak
Close
Et Cetera
The Bent*Spun 21
Beyoncé’s ‘parade’ remains black on top for second week
July 5, 2020
Beyoncé’s ‘BLACK PARADE’ marches to No. 1
June 28, 2020
Ice Cube jumps 5-1 with ‘Arrest The President’
June 21, 2020
Megan Thee Stallion remains ‘savage’ on top for second week
June 14, 2020
Close
The Jaunt Teas
Amy Schumer’s husband, Chris Fischer, is uncircumcised, says pal Jake Gyllenhaal
July 10, 2020
Former Kentucky HS teacher accused of having sex with 17-year-old student
July 10, 2020
Reopened Theme Parks Ban Screaming on Roller Coasters. Riders Are Howling.
July 8, 2020
Two people are charged with a hate crime for vandalizing a Black Lives Matter mural
July 8, 2020
Close
Apocrypha à la Carte
Tears of a fake clown
Dexter Brown
Something to cluck about
Pauline Meannis
Between rock and a lard place
Eros Giancarlo Gucci
Oh my God, yes, Ronny, yes!
Sunny Ho
Close
Bent*Snap
2D
Friendly Neighborhood Christmas
Wanda JK Orselens
We did Red Christmas first
Wanda JK Orselens
Crossing the rainbow
Dexter Brown
Netflix and shill
Dexter Brown
Video
Jeff Flake cowers from angry sexual assault survivors
Marcia Mallow
This state of the art doomsday weather report brought to you by…
Oleg Ivanov
Labor Day Weekend 2018 mood
Newton Zass
RuPaul’s Snail Race
Sunny Ho
Close
Bent*Spoon
The secret is in the sauce
Diana Rosenbaum
This rib is not short on spicy
Diana Rosenbaum
That’s some hot sprouts, bruh
Andrew Koch
Everybody likes a big brunch
Pauline Meannis
Close
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