Louisville, KY — Convenient pain sufferer and Academy Award procurement expert Lady Gaga and the 2018 remake of A Star Is Born cleaned up at the Fourth Annual Fishy Awards held Monday at the P.F. Chang’s on Shelbyville Rd.

After it was revealed that fast food aficionado and Kremlin kowtower Dotard Trump has devoted more than half of his work schedule to what the White House calls executive time, press secretary Sarah Sanders attempted to give a new name to Trump’s ambiguous doings.

White House press secretary and full-time human ostrich Sarah Sanders maintained Wednesday that Oval Office interloper Dotard Trump “did nothing wrong” relating to the hush money payments made to women who claimed affairs with him during the 2016 campaign.

Parkland, FL — Failed pop star and convenient pain sufferer Lady Gaga and rude White House occupant Dotard J. Trump were the big winners at the Third Annual Fishy Awards held Sunday in the iconic international foods aisle of the Parkland Commons Publix on N University Dr.