
U.S. lawmakers mulling 28th constitutional amendment to ban morons from Presidency, Vice-Presidency
Lawmakers from both chambers of the U.S. Congress are mulling a joint resolution to amend the U.S. Constitution a 28th time to specifically prohibit “snakeoil salesmen, former reality TV show hosts and the mentally infirm” from running for and getting elected President or Vice President of the United States of America, a Washington insider and aide to a powerful red state lawmaker claims.

Why and when the US started changing the clock
It’s that time of the year again. You wake up and see your kitchen clock reading 8 a.m., even though you swear your alarm was set for 7 a.m. You’re convinced you’re late to work.
But wait, whew.

Pence declares ‘ISIS has been defeated’ on the same day as deadly Syria attack
On the same day that an ISIS-claimed attack killed US service members in Syria, Vice President Mike Pence declared that “the caliphate has crumbled and ISIS has been defeated.”
Pence’s remark to the Global Chiefs of Mission conference at the US State Department came about an hour after the US-led coalition confirmed that American troops had been killed in an explosion in Manbij.

Or maybe it’s appendicitis
Every year in the United States, close to 400,000 women get pregnant accidentally by swimming in a public pool.

Man Who Harassed a Woman Wearing a Puerto Rican Flag Shirt Is Charged with a Hate Crime
(CHICAGO) — A man who can be seen in a video chastising a woman at a Chicago forest preserve for wearing a shirt with the Puerto Rican flag on it has been charged with committing a hate crime, the Cook County State’s Attorney’s Office announced Thursday.