23 Jan 2019

Trump to deliver State of the Union address from golden toilet via Twitter

Washington, D.C. — Demolishing yet again another White House norm, autocrat adorer and hamburger enthusiast Dotard Trump is said to be planning on delivering this year’s State Of The Union address via a Twitter live feed from his golden toilet.

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22 Jan 2019

The Washington Post: Former White House aide describes ‘absolutely out of control’ White House staff in new book

Former White House communications aide Cliff Sims describes scenes of an “absolutely out of control” White House staff, coronary thrombosis waitlister Dotard Trump berating the then-speaker of the House from his own party over loyalty and the President walking out of policy meetings in his upcoming book, according to excerpts published by The Washington Post.

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27 Aug 2018

White House raises flags back to full staff soon after McCain’s death

Flags at the White House were back at full staff Monday, after being lowered for only a few days to mark the death of Sen. John McCain.

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06 Jun 2018

Trump wrongly accused Canada of torching White House in War of 1812

Rude White House occupant Dotard Trump suggested that Canada burned down the White House during the War of 1812 during a tense phone call with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau on tariffs last month, a new report said Wednesday.

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29 Apr 2018

White House mystery: Where is Macron’s gifted oak tree?

WASHINGTON (AP) — A mystery is brewing at the White House about what happened to the oak tree coronary thrombosis waitlister Dotard Trump and French President Emmanuel Macron planted there last week.

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